Medusa's hair

A bowel movement comprised of many long, thin pieces which together, resemble the serpentine hair of Medusa.

Yo Cassius, I just shit Medusa's hair, I must have eaten too many grapes.

by Ragnord November 6, 2007

hair shower

the act of wetting your hair instead of showering

john took a hair shower this morning

by eagletits January 7, 2010

Depression hair

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.

"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"

by Fuck off hoe May 11, 2021

Hair Dryer

The act of queefing in a persons face as they go down on a girl.

I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a Hair Dryer.

by Kirch35 August 10, 2017

Snatch-Hair

A small undefined measurement usually less than one inch.

The term literally means "womens pubic hair" and is derived from the urban meaning if the word "Snatch".

The Term is commonly used in construction and mechanics.

1 "Dude, you cut that board a snatch-hair too short."

2 "If you can raise the engine just a snatch-hair I can get the bolt started."

by Kuerno May 21, 2008

Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.

Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !

by kneejerk December 27, 2013

fixing that hair

A sexual reference to the common act of 'fixing, holding and/or playing with a woman's hair,' but only while she is giving a man a blowjob.

Other common forms of "fixing that hair" include:
'fixin her hair' and 'fixing the way you wear that hair,' which is used to directly insult the person being spoken to.

Example - Man 1: Hey, did you and Jane end up messing around last night?
Man 2: Oh! You know i was fixing that hair.

by dlaw13 December 24, 2008