GILF man

Gilf man, the act of crossing the line and going agenst nature, Hutning GILFs, (also See GILF)

Tokenss likes to do down to the retirment home to hit up Old GILFs, What a Sick GILF man

by `Battousai March 16, 2009

GILF

Ginger I'd like to fuck.

Asian: "Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! *points at ginger*"

Jack in the box man: "Dayummm, he's a GILF!"

Ginger: "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!!!!!!!"

by Feisty Asian April 21, 2010

girlfriend

A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.

Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!

by Comrade Wang October 29, 2006

G-GILF

Great Grandmother I'd like to fuck!

Wow! Karl, check out that G-GILF in that wheel chair. I'd love to put her legs behind her back and tear her apart!

by Ian Wallace August 25, 2004

girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

girlfriend

a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.

Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you?

Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid

by Ruopolo September 30, 2007

GILF

Geek I'd like to fuck.

Melonie always talks about fixing floppies, handling hard drives, and interfacing the mother board...she is such a gilf.

by TomBrown February 23, 2011