Floridan backwasher

The act where one cums in another's throat to clean it. the one who had the cum in his or hers mouth must swallow the load at the end too

John:Hey man can you help e my throat is very dirty and dry.
Sam: yeah sure man i got you with the floridan backwasher.

by Shadylizard June 23, 2025

FloridiDyke

An idiot dyke from Florida.

That’s one butch FloridiDyke.

by Cheesepacker69 July 11, 2025

Floridian water polo

When one person is on their hands and knees In a filled bathtub while another person penetrates them while slapping their ass and balls

If you don't shut up soon we're playing Floridian water polo

by Floridianwaterpoloenjoyer July 19, 2025

floridian

a derogatory term to describe a retard

Jeff: timmy is a Floridian
Casper: he's from Idaho?
Jeff: like a retard

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.

“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday”
“What the fuck you’re disgusting”

by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025

Florida handlebar hitchhike

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.

I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing

by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

Florida snowblower

When you're going down on someone and their bodily fluids go up your nose and you snot rocket it into their mouth

I gave that bitch a Florida snowblower last weekend

by Eloel42069 September 29, 2025