scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.
yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite
by sir grapes smuggler May 24, 2007
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Twiddley fish

A triddley fish is a small fish, obviously, that follows the scent of arses and swims up them and spikes itself in 'there' (points), much like the dreaded spindly fish of the amazon that swims up your pee pee! this has led to it being called a 'gayer' fish which it isn't. beware of the twiddle twiddle noise it makes while attempting to spike you!
A) ive had to go to the doctor to get the twiddley fish removed from my 'bum bum'. it very painful....why does it only like arses anyway?

B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley
by LORDSHIP April 20, 2009
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fish and greasys

An alternate name for Fish and Chip shop. Commonly used among older bogans with predilections for Chiko rolls.
"Oim gonna get a coupla dimmys at the fish and greasys mate"
by Crushtor February 04, 2009
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weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well
Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish
by weepeas February 14, 2017
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fish dumpster

Having sex with a dirty female hobo in a dumpster. Her vagina should smell ripe of fish.
guy 1: 'You know that back alley on 5th street? I totally did a fish dumpster with some hobo chick there.'

guy 2: 'Dude. That's gross.'
by hobo_fisherman August 21, 2009
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Fish Water

When you are so bad, not even dog water or rice water can express it
Omg I boxed that guy, he’s so frickin fish water
by cryo-kun April 26, 2021
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Fish farm

1. A term used to describe a club or scene rich in females.

2. Any place with a high female to male ratio.
Hey Keith, have you checked out that new club downtown yet? I hear it's a real fish farm.

Once Bobby had matured to manhood, he was eager to check out the local fish farm in search of some fresh poon.
by The change machine June 18, 2014
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