12th of February

They are the hottest and cutest person you know anyone born of this day is a legend

Wow your so cool your definitely born on the 12th of February

by Ussypayatereay3000 January 13, 2022

february 5

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

february 9

National gamer day.

Jake: Hey guess what!
Mallory: What?
Jake: It’s February 9th!
Mallory: Ok..? And?
Jake: It’s national gamer day!!

by NincompoopNavarre October 14, 2019

february 28th

The fittest girls are born on this day,feb 28th is national booty slapping day and snogging day, so chap them lips ladys 🎃💓

Man: im about to smack my girls ass and snog her hard

Friend: why?
Man: cause its February 28th ma g

by It me uno 💓 October 13, 2019

febreze

Method of cleaning clothes that are far too dirty for the washing machine.

If you're going to bring her back here you better febreze that pile of shit on the futon.

by ryan.s October 16, 2008

febtoberfest

1. A celebration typically centering on the mighty Badger, or Axolotl and involves a cornucopia of merriment and sacred druidic rituals. Alcohol, combined with self gathered psychotropic herbs are consumed under a full moon; the participants proceed to swing leather and burlap sacks of cats over their heads while dervishing furiously, often knocking into each other. Anthropologists believe the dance was developed in times of great boredom and hardship, to relieve sexual tension and keep the earth rotating on its axis. The swirling of the cat sachels warded off the Norse death goddess, Nehalenna, and sustained the electromagnetic energy fields that attracted the winds that blew through yggdrasil (the cosmic tree of life) keeping the earth rotating on its axis. The cats would be released simultaneously, and the resulting static energy caused birds to fall dead from their branches, and owls to howl like sirens. These indo-european precursors to the Vikings would then begin their military campaign, beginning the morning after for another 8 months, until it was time for the Autum Febtoberfest-fest. Globally, this festivity has survived and evolved into various traditions including, but not limited to: National Sleepy Day in Finland, Guy Fawkes Day, Black Mass, Ronald Reagan's Birthday, Christmas, Bohdi Day, and Jazz Funerals.

"FEBTOBERFEST is uber awesome, let's go to the pet store!"
"Alright! Once we have the cats, we'll get the burlap sacks at the home depot."
"Perfect."

by Monsieur Goose December 4, 2007

Febreze ironing

to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.

Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.

I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?

by Smatty December 18, 2007