New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.

She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.

by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018

Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.

“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person”

by Aew December 16, 2019

alien ant farm

or, 'ant farm adventure,' is an alternate term for a videogame in the 'Metroidvania' genre.

I checked my map and realized I was in an alien ant farm.

by siIIybiIIy February 2, 2022

content farm

US - 'cɑntɛnt.fɑɹm UK -'cɒntɛnt.fɑ m is a channel or a website that takes someone else's content (usually popular) just to make money—they ruin their shit.

Person A: I saw that this trend on YouTube is now fucked up by content farms.

by THATBASTARDGARY1234 March 29, 2025

Farm laundry

White girl country night club

I'm goin to farm laundry

by tinypony August 16, 2020

bro farm

A place that seems to attract, and grow, douche-y bros that are muscular, wear overly clean baseball caps, and talk about women in my misogynistic ways. Probably in finance, real estate loan origination, or sales.

This bar is a bro farm, let's get out of here before someone puts something in your drink.

by anonymous June 11, 2024

fish farming

1. To go out on the town, specifically targeting venues that are high in the fem-population.

2. To go on the prowl for apt smash targets.

Timothy and Bobbert are planning on going fish farming tonight, as neither of them have been sexually fulfilled in the past two days.

Fish farming is best when done at night, especially when a full moon is present and the astrolofish are out and about.

by The change machine June 18, 2014