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Fart-treat me like that

When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.
“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”

“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”

“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.
In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.
by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008
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fart wad

A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad
Don't be a fart wad, lend me the money.
by robin graves February 21, 2004
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fart worthy

definition 1:
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.

definition 2:

When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.
example 1:
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."

example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."
by mytchiemitch October 10, 2009
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fart arrow

bug up one's ass; sudden change of mind.
Sally had a fart arrow to try skydiving.
by azz77 December 17, 2010
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fart-burp

A vile smell worst than a fart but it comes out your mouth. Smells like a zombie crawled inside your mouth down towards your stomach. Then proceeded to raise all the vile smelling foods you have had in your life and then for 5 months you can't stop burping it.

Warning

Shellfsh can give you fart-burps. Will make you fail an exam and will inflict untold suffering on millions.
Alex ''hmm these oysters are okay''

Ban '' suggests that we collect the oysters and sea shell fish from the harbour
Alex '' I'll take a few back for my Dad as well...

5 hours later......

vomiting and food poisoning infects all three of us.

Two months later Ban ''My burp really stinks.''

Alex '' smells like a fart but its really a burp''
Ban'' a fart-burp''
by Colesy September 9, 2013
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