Edge of The Precious

What one says when they creepily want to peek down your pants to see the top of your vagina.

Then Taran told me to “Show him the Edge of The Precious”.

by Edge of The Precious January 22, 2020

Edlyn

A person you will fall in love with almost instantly. They have the best personality ever, being funny, sweet, caring, and weird all at the same time. If you ever have an Edlyn in your life make sure not to lose them because there is no one else like them.

Everyone wishes they had an Edlyn in their life.

I always have the best time ever with Edlyn.

by JadeyP77 November 23, 2021

Edd Gould

A late animator, known for Eddsworld, a comedy, Flash-animated series on YouTube.

Person 1: Edd Gould is pretty swell.
Person 2: I love Eddsworld!

by Neurotoxinate August 19, 2016

Edgenuity

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.

"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.

by just a tortured student February 6, 2019

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by whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies March 3, 2017

Edgenuity

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.

"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."

by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020

old.edu

Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.

Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012