designated driving companion

The poor sob who gets to keep you company while you're DD-ing for people. Ideally, a hot girl who you can laugh at the drunks with.

Hey girl I need a designated driving companion, you in?

by Jbizzle760 November 12, 2009

Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.

Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."

by nickehl November 26, 2010

Driving While Gray

A rude and age-ist accusation made by young drivers against older drivers whose speed does not exceed the legal limit.

“Grandma Death’s doing five miles an hour. Oh wait, six now.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”

by Bottom Ford April 6, 2010

cat driving a bus

A term that was born on AOTS- mostly Kevin, because Kevin is a genius. Also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . As if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. It also helps if you meow.

Kevin stop yelling at the intern, you're like a cat driving a bus.

by xDJ RaV GirL September 25, 2010

too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.

If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.

by Barney Fife's racist cousin June 13, 2011

pile driving ass

capable of a powerful driving action in spite of the lack of overall length

He had a two inch tool, but a pile driving ass.

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

Drive in porn movie

A porn movie that is shown outside on a giant movie screen and you sit in your car and watch it. there is a lot more privicy in a car. You can jackoff, fuck someone ect. while you watch it.
There used to be a lot of drive in movies but not for porn. Now they are switching to porn and more are being built.It is a great porn experence to see it on a giant screen ect.

Lets go to that drive in porn movie.

by Deep blue 2012 April 14, 2010