Banana Dave

When the male partner is asked to peel a banana, gently insert it into the vagina and proceed to eat it down

Yo what you do last night?

I gave my girl a Banana Dave.

True did it taste good?

It was okay...

by crazy ass muhfucka January 8, 2011

Niggity Dave

A crazy black man, homeless, who is a street thug and thinks he is in the vietnam war. Extremely racist, profound, stinky, dirty, and uneducated. Drug of choice: Syscurp, crack, malt liqour, beer, street pigeons and sewage rats.

"Hey look there goes niggity dave chasin that sewage rat down the sidewalk."

"That niggity dave needs to get his teeth fixed."

"Niggity dave, niggity dave."

"That niggity dave is one crazy fuck!"

"Look that niggity dave is chili dogging dirty mike in that prius!"

by thatguynameddik123456789 September 19, 2011

Sweet dick Dave

Big dick small balls

He was a sweet dick Dave kind if night.

by SDDBP August 22, 2017

Big Dick Dave

When you throw tons of money into the pot during a poker game only to lose it all because you're bluffing.

Oh, there's big dick dave throwing his money away.

by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022

Dave

Child abuse

Dave loves cookies

by Dave cookie lover July 9, 2019

Dave

A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about myrtle beach. Realize NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MYRTLE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave: Me and my girlfriend just broke up what am i gonna do.

Me: The ginger?

Dave: yea

Me: well as Martin Luther King Jr. said "Free at last, free at last, thank God all mighty we are free at last."

by Doctor Kekoo!!!!!!! May 31, 2011