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Daving

The act of pooping at a friends house after just arriving, often leaving skid marks.
I’m Daving to leave a poop at Lewis’s house when I arrive.
by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023
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Dave

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation

An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.

The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.

Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”

Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025
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Dave tillie

Man pass me that Dave tillie
by Guywithbigboner March 26, 2023
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king dave

th coolest man to ever live aka my dad
king dave is so cool
by chalamqts December 21, 2021
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Super Dave

The Best Car SalesMan In Modern Day History!!! He Will get you top dollar for your trade in paid for or not, he’s focused and Will get you the best deal every time!!! Saving time and money!!! Bad Credit Doesn’t stand a chance come see him ASAP!!! At #OrrNissanBossier For your next car buying experience Conveniently located on the corner of 2323 Viking dr. N Benton rd
Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!
by Smartie left brained December 8, 2021
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dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr
by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022
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DAVED

When a friend says some thing so ridiculous do you want to just punch yourself in the face.
Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days

Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!
by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021
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