Spongey Dave

A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing

Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"

Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"

by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009

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Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

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DISCO DAVE

A peadophile in the local area who likes young girls.

Disco Dave: ‘Do you want to meet me up queenzy for a quickie?’

by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020

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Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(female: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

by otg3 February 12, 2021

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The Dave

When you delete your Discord server like its nothing.

I cant believe you pulled The Dave on your server.

by bukze April 12, 2022

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The Crazy Dave

A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.

It was so weird when my dad gave me the crazy Dave after I showed him my report card.

by SHAQattaQ November 3, 2016

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