dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024

Bitmoji cowboy hat

If your named Finn you should definitely never wear this or wear the matching overalls.

Bitmoji cowboy hat should only be used if your wearing the matching overalls.

by Happysow May 17, 2021

cocaine cowboy

drug runner

if you want to be more effective in the drug wars, listen to Marshall Zhukov and kill not only the cocaine cowboy but also all people in the United States who produce and/or distribute the drugs, but don't consume said drugs themselves.

by Sexydimma December 31, 2016

Whipped Cream Cowboy

A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.

Raspberry Tigers sure do melt when that Whipped Cream Cowboy rolls into town.

by raspberrytigerrawr May 5, 2022

cowboy

work as a cowboy.

"Sonora, Mexico, was where he learned to cowboy"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Cocaine cowboy

A drug trafficker who illegally stores and traffics crack cocaine from one location to another, like a Cowboy who herds cattle. Hence the name, Cocaine cowboy.

"Before his incarceration, Jimmy was a Cocaine cowboy who shipped crack from Columbia to the south coast US.

by Psssuuuuu December 14, 2022

cowboy cheese

Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.

Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.

by bellagay May 16, 2018