juicy cooter

An oblivious bitch, a stuck-up broad, the kind of chick you love to hate. Most often found wandering aimlessly through department stores smacking gum while screaming into a cell phone.

ex 1:
Girl #1, being shouldered by girl talking on cell walking past: "Wow! Did you see that? She just totally shouldered me and didn't even say excuse me, not to mention acknowledge my existence!"
Girl #2: OMG, what a juicy cooter!"

ex 2:
Dude #1: So get this, last night my old lady totally drank the last beer and wouldn't let me have a swig of it before she slammed it down!"
Dude #2: Dude, total juicy cooter move. Not cool.

by y3n March 13, 2008

Cooter

to be cooter is to be backwoods.
cooter is not to be confused with pooter.
Cooter = backwoods
Pooter = pussy

Cooter lives in Mississippi.

by JAG_B May 21, 2009

Cooter Scooter

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.

Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.

by zmar328 September 27, 2012

word'em cooter

Giving a what’s up to one of your douche bag friends that is always just hanging out.

Word'em cooter...when are you getting your ass out of my house?

by Slayerize May 9, 2005

cooter thump

relative feeling of horniness that comes across ones vagina

Does it make you cooter thump?, All that crazy dance is making my cooter thump.

by Cassie Swoffer August 24, 2007

cooter cargo

a baby within the cooter, or other unidentified objects.

The kid's head was so big...he was cooter cargo for 3 hours!!!!

She was toting that grape jelly jar around like cooter cargo.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

Cooter Warmers

The warmers in the seats of cars.

Man! Turn on your cooter warmers my area is freezing!

by AmanOsan December 23, 2008