colocado

Colocado is Spanish for high on drugs, usually Marijuana.

Aflter i hit the bong i was COLOCADO!!! (HIGH)

by faze the dazed one March 2, 2010

Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.

"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."

by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009

Colobag

Short for "colostomy bag" (the bag you shit into when your body can't do it normally). Douche bag has become severely overused, so when somebody is worse than a douche bag, they're a colostomy bag, a colobag.

Did you see that guy with 3 popped collars acting like he's the shit?

Yea, what colobag.

by KC Meat October 29, 2009

Colón (pronounced Cologne)

Cristóbal Colón is the Spanish name
for Christopher Columbus.

The city of Colón (pronounced Cologne) is named after Christopher Colombus.

by Khobab Ben Khayeel October 14, 2011

Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

Colour of beauty

Colour of beauty is what some random parents, who seem to have a certain hearing damage, understand when you tell them that you are playing Call of Duty

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: I'm playin' Call of Duty.
Mom to Dad : Mhm he's playing Colour of Beauty again... I still don't understand why this brutal game has such a soft name...

by Clairebear96 August 25, 2013

Colorado Carpetbagger

Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado

Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.

These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.

Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.

So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.

by Charlemagne784 November 21, 2017