Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

Reclining Chair

A woman getting railed from behind wile performing cunnilingus a woman reclining in front of her. Not to be confused with an Effie Tower or Spit Roasting

I let my bestie know I’d like her to assume the reclining chair position so I can eat her pussy while receiving penetration from behind.

by Funsies September 15, 2025

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

pod chair

A homie who is mega fucked

*passed out girl on floor* “you fucking pod chair”

by aktitties October 30, 2017

chair

a sexual imaginary equipment to sex on

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”

by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020