Counter Fart

The act of covering up the smell of someone elses fart with that of your own, which is much more enjoyable (see odourgasm).

The guy next to me let one rip so I counter farted in order to cover it up

by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009

Counter-proportionate

A term used to describe two or more amounts, physical or metaphorical, that seem to take on a property of percentage. That is, when one amount rises, the other must drop in order to keep the maximum percentage at one hundred. (100%) This normally works against someone, especially the one who points out the counter-proportion.

It seems like the amount of friends a guy has on MySpace or Facebook is counter-proportionate to how many friends he has in real life.

God, it seems like the more this kid I'm babysitting likes a toy, the more noise it makes, the less I can enjoy myself while I'm watching him. Money be damned, I'm not doing this anymore.

by Vardinator September 9, 2009

Counter-offensive

An insult rendered in passing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.

Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.

by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009

Count Brennuvarg

kvlt as fuck. Lives in a cave in the Norwegian Fjords. Internet celebrity.

Person1: Do you know Count Brennuvarg?
Person2: (Lies) Yeah. That guy is a fag.

by Thrashard1 March 2, 2011

Count Frumpula

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013

counter exaggerating

Exaggerating the opposite of what is true. A form of lying and can be used as an excuse for lying.

Kyle:" Hey Jimmy is it cold out?"

Jimmy: "Nah dude its warm!"

Kyle: "Jimmy you're lying its freezing!"

Jimmy:"Bro I wasn't lying I was counter exaggerating"

by Doubt.Me?Think.Again November 20, 2013

Chuntzy

1. Of lesser grade or value
2. To describe a poor repair

"Is that gas valve made from tinfoil?, that's some chuntzy ass shit!"

"My mom said she would take me to chuck E. cheese, but this is chuntzy cheese"

by Sammoth December 13, 2014