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block captain

The neighborhood snitch.
in other words:
A person that watches everything that happens on the block or in the hood. Usually the first person to call the police
Person a: Aye mane, that old lady always lookin out the window.
Person b: Mane, that's the block captain round here, she called the police on Eric cuz she think she saw him slangin on the front porch.
by cfromstl June 28, 2006
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Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Captain Tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
by uber great August 26, 2007
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Captain Correcto

Someone who is constantly correcting others. Specifically, Jason from the Walk of Shame Morning Show.
Captain Correcto! (dum-da-dummm)
Thanks a lot, Captain Correcto.
by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004
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Captain Bring-Me-Down

The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.
Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?

Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....

Derek: FUCK!
by Jerky1037 March 21, 2008
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Captain Alcohol

A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.

Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.
Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"
by AngelCherryhiney June 26, 2008
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Captain Fagtastic

A person that is
1. Incredibly gay or obnoxious
2. Has done something very gay to merit such a name.
"Hey Captain Fagtastic, try not to nigger-lip the bowl so much."
by B-More Bro August 11, 2008
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