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captain o'clock

Captain O'Clock refers to a time of the day, to start drinking spiced rum.
Much like Beer 30, where people would drink beer at this time, Captain O'Clock refers to drinking spiced rum, such as Captain Morgan.
by Captain Jax Macky February 5, 2010
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CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK
DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST
by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010
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Captain Universe

A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"

This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!
by Monty S-B November 26, 2010
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Captain Social

A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.
When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.
by MasterSnowflake April 14, 2011
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Captain Burrows

Captain Burrows, the best physics teacher ever. He has the same hairline and facial hair like Captain Price from Call of Duty 4. He's also known to low crawl through the classroom and wear a stuffed velcro cat.
Damn, Captain Burrows is such a badass but he gives some of the hardest tests, I got like a 50 on the last one.
by mr.bigglesworth010 April 22, 2011
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Captain kickin' in open doors

A variant of 'Captain State the Obvious'
Tss Captain kickin' in open doors!
by CaptainessObvious June 28, 2011
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CaptainBatmanPants

The coolest, baddest azz on UD!
CaptainBatmanPants is definitively the coolest, baddest azz on UD!
by CaptainBatmanPants September 7, 2012
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