california nuts 

lot of nuts in california. frutes are in bay area, geeks are in San Jose.

Wow its hard to soar with the Eagles when you work with california nuts, frutes and turkeys.

california nuts by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

California sober

Only drinking and smoking weed without hard drugs

Person 2: “want to snort coke?”

Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”

California sober by Girl with a sexy vagina April 11, 2021

California Home Fries 

Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.

I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.

California Home Fries by Sport April 30, 2006

california-rich 

where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.

Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.

california-rich by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007

California Face Rocket 

This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!

The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!

California Face Rocket by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009

California Wildfire 

When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.

I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass

California Wildfire by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

California cheese burger 

When your bitch is giving you head and then she tightly grabs your balls and then graphically shoves them up your ass hole. Usually the man would try to take it out but the bitch would insist leave them in.

Ow that hurt was that a California cheese burger

California cheese burger by Dough Nozzle March 14, 2019