Recepy for Crusty Crabs:
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.
by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023
by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020
Noun
1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.
1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.
I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
ALL PRAISE TO CRAB RAMSEY
by Jelliedbacon206 May 24, 2019
The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 20, 2020
by Mr Buttsboy March 16, 2024
Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."
"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."
"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."
"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."
"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"
by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018