"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
by Pirate on a Bike April 30, 2008
a form of field day where every item from a room is removed for cleaning; when tending to last much longer than necessary, it is used as a punishment, typically for unsatisfactory performance in routine field day.
Recruit #1: Man.....One of the DI found a candy bar under someone's bed and decided to gave us a Chinese field trip.
Recruit #2: Haha, good thing I'm not in the candy bar platoon.
Recruit #2: Haha, good thing I'm not in the candy bar platoon.
by MasturbAZN November 10, 2009
Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.
"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."
by private shitbag March 01, 2016
Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"
You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.
Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
by phatpapa July 02, 2013
by Horse Nipple March 14, 2008
by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008
A sexual act when the female sits on the male's face and while he eats her out she bangs on his chest or stomach like she is playing the drums
by Stiffy Stiffler July 14, 2009