cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.

Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.

by Creepytastik September 4, 2011

Spooky Boobs

a form of being, in the game of Minecraft. Turn yourself invisible and put on either an Iron Chestplate or Chain Chestplate, and you will look like a floating chestplate. If you are a girl, theoretically the chestplate would be covering your boobs, while invisible, so hence the name "Spooky Boobs"

Sky: Hey look, floating chestplate!
Jerome: Nah, bro those are Spooky Boobs!

by SolidSnake1985 August 20, 2013

Side Boob

A wonderful thing. Can be seen when a girl is wearing anysort of tight shirt or bikini. The best angle to view is beside, and slightly behind her. Made famous by the episode of Family Guy episode where Peter creates his own TV network and has a segment on side boobs.

Peter- This is my side boob

by In.The.AM July 13, 2012

boob luge

Drinking beer by pushing a girls boobs together and putting your mouth under them, then pouring the beer through her tits.

Dude, my boob luge made it on Old Row.

by Justafriend July 13, 2016

grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!

Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!

by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008

Boob valley

The deep gorge between the "womanly mountains" usually accentuated in a negative way by certain ill-fitting clothing.

The prom dress would have looked perfect on her if not for the boob valley.

by redlead April 24, 2012

boob herpes

When I girl sweats and her cleavage develops acne. Usually found at many theme parks

Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope

by Hawktribe September 26, 2009