Boob Dog

The art of making a Boob Dog:

Take 1 erect penis and 1 pair of breasts, slide erect penis between breasts, get owner of breasts to lean forward to enjoy the end of the penis. From her point of view it's like a hot dog. Voila - Boob Dog.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend and I made a Boob Dog, I don't think she liked the manaise sauce it came with...

by Devious Al March 11, 2010

fire boobs

when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there

sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs

partario: i thought you were my girlfriend

by pleb 5 March 31, 2009

Side Boob

A wonderful thing. Can be seen when a girl is wearing anysort of tight shirt or bikini. The best angle to view is beside, and slightly behind her. Made famous by the episode of Family Guy episode where Peter creates his own TV network and has a segment on side boobs.

Peter- This is my side boob

by In.The.AM July 13, 2012

cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.

Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.

by Creepytastik September 4, 2011

grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!

Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!

by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008

chicken boob

another (way quirkier) way of saying ‘chicken breast’

brian- what are we having for dinner?
roger- a plentiful chicken boob

by roger taylor’s bitch March 14, 2019

Boob valley

The deep gorge between the "womanly mountains" usually accentuated in a negative way by certain ill-fitting clothing.

The prom dress would have looked perfect on her if not for the boob valley.

by redlead April 24, 2012