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Blowjob

Blowjob till it turn cream
Cream blowjob
by Dominicanodealla May 15, 2022
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Eggy Blowjob

The act of giving a blowjob while holding two boiled eggs in your mouth.
Come on I've already boiled the eggs, just give me a Eggy Blowjob
by Blargler May 26, 2025
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remedial blowjob

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
by thai kitteh March 14, 2011
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Blowjob Boomerang

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she spits it back in his face.
Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."
by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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Blocky blowjob

The act of receiving head, or a blowjob, while playing some insane tetris games.
“Babe it’s time for my daily blocky blowjob!”
by maozengdong April 26, 2024
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angel blowjob

what it's called when a girl gives a guy head while he's playing halo. the term comes from 'halo' so meaning the girl will be an 'angel.' this is a common fantasy for guys.
"I got a killing spree while getting a angel blowjob" -Dave
"Successful night? I think so." -Friend
by Luethenator. October 30, 2011
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