by Blargler May 26, 2025

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
by thai kitteh March 14, 2011

Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."
by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014

by maozengdong April 26, 2024

what it's called when a girl gives a guy head while he's playing halo. the term comes from 'halo' so meaning the girl will be an 'angel.' this is a common fantasy for guys.
by Luethenator. October 30, 2011
