Mississippi Bird Bath

The act of which a person dips their balls into a person's mouth that is filled with Kool-Aid.

I was bored today, so I decided to do a Mississippi Bird Bath with my girlfriend.

by stinkyyiscool August 3, 2023

Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 5, 2023

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

Bird bath

The act of shitting in a urinal

Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.

by CDeesNuts September 15, 2023

Legacy bath

Taking a bath were you masturbat and finish in the water so you wash with all your potental children.

These aren't bubbles I'm having a legacy bath.

by Ben badger September 20, 2023

Legacy bath

When you masturbat while bathing and you ejaculated into the water. So you bath with your potential children

They are not bubbles I'm having a legacy bath

by Ben badger September 20, 2023