hand banter

Humorous hand gestures. Witty communication by means of gesticulation.

He didn't have to say a word. He had us pissing ourselves laughing with his hand banter.

by Lester Piglet July 2, 2017

Dylan Banter

Horrifically bad jokes made up by 'Dylan Jack' that people find funny for no reason at all.

That was such bad 'Dylan Banter' for fucks sake Dylan.

by Djyoses April 19, 2018

pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'

'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'

by Lillikinns September 18, 2017

tittie basher

A person who has no feet is called a titte basher

Monica gets called a “ tittie basher ” at school because she has no feet

by Monica Nelson yea ? September 29, 2017

Recycled banter

When someone makes a similar joke to one that’s already been made by one of their mates or uses one they’ve seen on the internet.

“Mate that joke is dead, proper recycled banter”

by MancLore November 13, 2017

shady banter

A term coined by YouTuber shadypenguinn, used primarily by UK secondary school students used to describe banter that is exciting or important, usually because of its offensive or inappropriate nature.

Did you hear about Dan and Chloe?
Yeah, man. Proper shady banter, ain't it m8?

by Hobox January 24, 2018

smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018