bastard

a person who gets Fridays off when his friends don't

Oh yah, it's Thursday... that means you have today off eh? You bastard!

by neadamthal June 18, 2009

dickless bastard

a person or friend who talks shit about their friends on this site.

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz>

by Daniel Mullica May 31, 2003

little piece of bastard

a combination of the insult "piece of shit" and the insult "little bastard". Can be used in most situations.

Jay: Stop trying to steal my woman you little piece of bastard!

Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.

by J-Stizzy December 31, 2005

BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.

Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?

by Michael November 20, 2003

BASTARDS

The plural of bastard in reference to any and all New York Yankee's fans.

Those bastards won the world series again, FUCK ME, do I hate the Yankees!

GO RED SOX!!!

by josh July 7, 2004

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

bastard sauce

male ejaculate, but more specifically, ejaculate that creates a bastard child.

"the condom broke and i got my bastard sauce all up in her vag"

by molotovCT October 20, 2008