Chocolate Bagel

Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.

Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.

by Booty_Ninja October 17, 2010

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

by the badger killer December 12, 2012

bagel

an inflamed anal scphinter muscle

that guy jus ass fucked me rough, now ive got a bagel

by AssMonger October 11, 2007

Honey Badger

Honey Badger is a nickname given to the Kansas State Wildcats quarterback Collin Klein. The reason for said nickname is Collin Klein goes through every game getting his arms ripped open and blood rushing out, he gets pummeled hard when running the ball, and most recently getting stepped on by one of OU players. Even with all of this he gets back up and acts like nothing is wrong and plays a solid game. He is Honey Badger and he Don't Care.

K-State Fan #1: Did you see that game last night?
K-State Fan #2: Yeah, Honey Badger was on fire.

by WildcatManEMAW November 5, 2011

honey badger

Honeybadging (verb)
'to honey badge' - definition; to display the acts of Crystal EG's I DONT give a fuck attitude.

OMG Mare! Crystal is honeybadging! that bitch!
OMG Crystal you are so fierce! you are a honey badger!

by EGBIGFAN! June 13, 2012

bagel

so drunk that you're toasted...another word for being toasted.

Man I drank so much last night. I was totally bagel!

by regan January 3, 2005

bagel

It means anything you want it to mean. Another word for cool, sick, or rad. Also can be used as a substitute for a swear word when expressing anxiety or anger.

That was sooo freggin' bagel.

by vassia.69 October 5, 2009