cock bottom

when you reach the lowest point possible of your sexual life.

dude i just found out that the "girl" i slept with last night really was a guy in disguise. i just hit cock bottom!

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round bottom shoes

When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.

That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.

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Having a small, but well formed, muscluar bottom ie like a rabbits - distinctly NOT furry in this case

Sarah thought Mike was very sexy, she particulary liked to fondle his rabbits bottom.

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played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

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Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

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A gay man who is a bottom and makes loud, moaning noises when they are fucked.

Trey: "I fucked this guy Alex last night. He was moaning like whoa."

Gary: "What a bambi bottom!"

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The act of soiling oneself while in prison to avoid becoming a cellmates sexual toy.

John went to jail, but he managed not to get raped by giving them the old prison bottom surprise.

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