Pimp: I have a job for you. Hooker: what is it?
Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!
Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!
by B-rizzle June 4, 2019
Get the pubic affuction mug.Netflixing a TV series without your spouse/friends/significant other, all the while knowing they will like the series and deciding not to tell them you are watching episodes so you don't have to wait for them to catch up with you. This creates the awkward situation where you have to hide your watching and hope they don't catch you having this affair
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What's this series you're watch?
Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?
Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?
by cherry & curtner September 10, 2019
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Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.
I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.
by QuacksO October 10, 2019
Get the periodic affection mug.Bad acting, a guy who's funny on accident in his most dramatic roles. Payback or Paycheck was one of the funniest movies HBO didnt put on their comedy shows.
Ben Affleck has already tried drama movies for years and still wont answer his true calling, to be a comedian.
Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.
Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
Get the Ben affleck mug.She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?"
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."
In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."
In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.
by dustyp June 9, 2020
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