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turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it
I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it
by wobblebeard November 21, 2019
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bottom turtle

In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.

An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.
To break the loop of infinite regress we need to establish the bottom turtle.
by turtle_zero September 25, 2020
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Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
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Turtle Moo

an insult used by abby’s to describe a real shithead
Wtf you're neighbor is a ..... Turtle moo
by a-parent-ly August 11, 2018
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desert turtle

by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015
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Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server
Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool
by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021
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Nasty Turtle

When you submerge yourself completely in the fluids of a porta potty just enough to where you can lay horizontal and be hidden under the waste. Then you wait for someone to sit down so you then you become erect and enter them discreetly.
I was at a festival last week and I was doing the nasty turtle.
by cooper mullin February 24, 2023
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