pussy watch man

Also known in Miami as "P Dub". Usually refering to that particular individual at the club that spends all night hoping a female will approach him, because he lacks the balls to approach his own sister. Generally an expert in the art of posing, usually against the bar.

Man! Stop being a "P Dub". If you like that female, just go talk to her

by Dominikan April 29, 2003

Chocolate Watch

A reference to anal fisting.

Coined by David Coulthard during his commentary of the F1 2013 Indian Grand Prix. (Lap 49)

Sounds like his engineers preparing him a chocolate watch for after the race for effort.

by IainInLondon November 20, 2013

gold watch

euphemism for the imaginary round scorch mark burned on your pants after a particularly hot fart

"I believe, sir, that you may be wearing a gold watch in your pants"

or

'That's a proper gold watch, you gent!'

by baboonzarse January 4, 2007

clock watcher

a person who is bored during sex that they watch the clock to see how long it takes to finish.

"So how's your new girl? "Man I got to ditch this chick as she's a real clock watcher!

by s-c-o-r-p-i-o May 2, 2009

wrist watch

to put someone's hand in another person's ass up to were someone wears a wrist watch or a vernacular term for the sexuoerotic practice of inserting the hand in ones orafus

I gave sally a nice wrist watch after dipping my hand in crisco

by Dirty sanchez atm January 7, 2006

meat watch

The result when a penis is wrapped around a wrist in a watch like fashion.

Dylan showed that drunk bitch his meat watch when she asked what time is it.

by drrty murffy May 31, 2005

two bob watch

Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"

related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.

Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!

by wackyv8 June 17, 2008