Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?
Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 February 29, 2016
Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult
Why would you do that you piss wanker!?
by Baggimac October 05, 2023
The drivers of bog standard, hatchback vehicles, who presume themselves to be fashionable, urbane, and sophisticated, but in reality cannot afford the insurance, or are not possessed of the imagination or originality to drive something more interesting.
Eurobox wankers, are the drivers of any old rubbish made by Vauxhall, Ford, and any of the following:
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
by The galloping major October 29, 2011
by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022
The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.
I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!
by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020
by senorgibbi November 19, 2024
A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
by #Randomdude November 19, 2017