midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

Wrestle

Wrestling is so gay you are basically humping other men on a mat. Like who wants to hump other men on a mat wearing a singlate. Why do people even wrestle like stop please it's awful .

Wrestler: wrestleing is not gay stop calling it gay

Other guy: um you are humping other men on a mat and you are trying to tell me that's not gay

by Jhon2468 January 27, 2017

wreath-sheath

When the inside of the vagina has the texture of a holly wreath. Intercourse in this condition is a dually negative experience for both partners, as wreath-sheath promotes both excruciating pain and the distinct possibility of the spreading of a sexually transmitted disease, usually the underlying cause of wreath-sheath.

He sheathed his sword into the vaginal crevasse, only to discover that his woman had a terrible case of wreath-sheath. His weapon was badly disfigured.

by seventh son of a seventh bitch November 1, 2005

wreckage

Marijuana, especially of a particularly high standard. Probably derived from "wrecked", meaning stoned.

Hey man, this is some damn fine wreckage.

by HeyDude September 7, 2006

Ship Wreck

Full insertion of one man's penis into another man's urethra.

Man, I'm so worn out from getting ship wrecked last night, I can't get any work done.

by Danger328 March 29, 2008

cum wrestler

when the cum flows out of the penis very heavily, a sumo-wrestler has to wrestle it until it is calm.

"Last night my penis was so wild a cum wrestler had to come and help me tame it."

by sexxxmeeeeupppp69 December 28, 2008

home-wrecker

An awesome person at UT who occasionally accidentally home-wrecks at frat parties. Usually named Katie or Jordan. Usually, Katie and Jordan and roommates together, more home-wrecking power to them.

Girl: What happened last night?
Jordan: Oh, I home-wrecked, like the home-wrecker I am, the usual. Why are frat boys so stupid?
Girl: I don't know. Never date them.

by AudreyHomeSlice February 19, 2012