withness

a strong, authentic and intimate connection forged with the true heart of another
a sense of purposeful spiritual support and relationship that is reciprocated and expanded, especially at physical distance
an experience of committed partnership beyond the terms of reasonable friendship

"Your withness has brought me a lot of comfort."
"Never has our withness been so clear to me. I know you're here. I know you care."
She wasn't able to come to the hospital, but she was so obviously here. I valued her withness as though she was physically present.

by lavalamp82! May 18, 2017

WITAF

What
In
The
Actual

Fuck

They said, You're pretty for a big girl...and I'm like, WITAF?

by Excellence Chef September 27, 2018

witchfist

Jerking a guy off with ice cold hands.

Witchfist is the best way to never have to perform a second hand job.

by Camp Dirty October 2, 2020

WitheredRevelation

A roblox player who judges nudes other roblox players send him via discord

Revelations is a semi-popular roblox family.

Ying: “Let’s send these to WitheredRevelation”
Yong: “Yes”

by WitheredRevelation October 17, 2020

with a Rusty Rake

It would intensify phrases that involve "fuck" or "bugger" being directed at oneself or another party, such as "bugger me" or "fuck you." The meaning is merely an intensifier and doesn't alter the meaning of the phrase in a useful way because being penetrated by a rusty rake would be extremely painful and hazardous to the receiving party.

To the guy who just cut me off in traffic: "Fuck you with a rusty rake!"
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"

"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."

by unluckyluciano13 March 26, 2022

bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girls body and she scoops it up and eats it off of her hands

Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.

by The (sixty-nine)'er February 18, 2009

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009