A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!
by Big Trigg July 30, 2006
Get the Willie Wonkamug. Sarah: Yeah, well Andy Sixx is just...a penis.
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.
Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.
Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...
by hai_bai November 1, 2010
Get the Free Willymug. noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
by cavalico April 8, 2009
Get the Willy Wonkamug. When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.
by Hellsa House October 30, 2008
Get the Willy Wonkamug. by sexygangster6 June 23, 2011
Get the wet willymug. by Wigwillie April 4, 2016
Get the wet willymug. by Masterdebator May 30, 2015
Get the Chilly willymug.