whomp

To whomp is to be, whomp is everything, everything is whomp. whomp isn't just a word, it's a way of life, a language really, it's a form of literary advancement, wait no, not a form. it's literary advancement in general. it's also time efficient because you can replace so many words with whomp

21:41 <Judy> Hello, Bill!
21:41 <Judy> What's whomping?
21:42 <Bill> Oh hey there, Judy
21:42 <Bill> I'm just whomping about
21:42 <Judy> Oh, that whomps!
21:42 <Bill> What's whomp with you?
21:42 <Judy> My whompy little brother just whomped the whomp out of the dog.


21:43 <Lindsay> omg hi brad!!!!111111111
21:44 <Brad> yoooo lindz u lookin' whompalicuous 2nite
21:44 <Lindsay> ur soooooo nyc brad i wanna whomp you so bad
21:44 <Brad> lol think u can handle dis much whomp??
21:45 <Lindsay> did u cmy nw whompin shrt dat i gt 2day?!?!
21:45 <Lindsay> it luks so whomptastic
21:45 <Brad> yur whomps prbbly look grt in that new shrt

21:52 <BabyGigi> GOO GAA BENBEN!
21:52 <BabyGigi> GOO WHOMP GAGA?
21:52 <BabyBennie> TEHEHE WHOMPY WHOMP GAGA!
21:53 <BabyGigi> GAGAGA HAHAHA WHOMPY WHOMP WHOMP
21:53 <BabyGigi> GOO GOO GA GA DADDY WHOMP MOMMY
21:53 <BabyBennie> GA WEE BA WHOMP OO WHOMPO?!?!!!
21:54 <BabyGigi> GOO WEE GA WHOMPY WHOMPA

by Teh_Wh0mperer October 18, 2008

Oh Whoopie Doo

Meaning: when you want to swear about something but there are children present. You can use it like fudge, shucks,or just about anytime when you can't think of any other phrase!

Your ice cream just fell off its cone....and you say.... "Oh Whoopie Doo."

by jdubbzz April 26, 2006

whoopow

hooking up with that kid who sits with you in the back of the bus some day after school

hey.. we should whoopow tonight..
yea.. totally

by anna March 16, 2004

whoopyjaud

something all messed up,

Man that girls face is all whoopyjaud!

by jimmy January 5, 2005

Whoopsie

Catching a deer in a cable restraint meant for coyotes

Flair: looks like we caught a deer
Bonzo: wasn’t that meant for coyotes
Flair: WHOOPSIE

by Sheeew January 22, 2020

Burmese Whoopee Cushion

When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.

Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.

by East Timor July 25, 2016

whompass

when someone smacks ur ass with a paddle

1.) omg last nite that chick gave that nigga a whompass

by la madre tuya April 25, 2006