White Knight

Got some girls being butt-hurt? Got some white teenaged males with nothing to do?
Introducing white knighting! A perfectly respectable act of suddenly becoming chivalric and nice by the mere presence of e-boob.

GIRL: Guys, look. Look at me! Tits!
GUY: Dude, you're a guy. GTFO.
GIRL: NOOOO :(
GUYS: BRO, WTF, GET OFF OF HER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. Hey princess, don't worry. It's always like that here.
GUY: Dude... white knights up in here.

Search Bungie.net for 'ITT: Post a picture of yourself!'

Enjoy the cable-free soap opera.

by nightingalefrodo June 12, 2011

white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

by Teabag August 1, 2007

White chicks and gang signs

1: The amazing likelihood that white girls, ESPECIALLY the suburbanized Daddy's girl type, will throw up a gang related, or at least otherwise symbolic, sign during a photo op. The two most common are the peace sign and the West side fingers. Even the difficult, two-handed "Bloods" sign has also been spotted in examples before as well. This occurs most often when the aforementioned white girls happen to be drunk, stoned, or somehow intoxicated.
2: One of the funniest videos on Youtube. Specifically illustrates the principle explained above.

1: "Oh, how surprising, another photo of your cracker-ass girlfriend and her 'homegirls' with a random inebriated 'white chicks and gang signs' pose. Do you really think ANY of those fuckheads are REALLY claiming Blood? We should keep them away from the hydro and drink when they've got a camera around."
2: "Dude, have you seen 'White Chicks and Gang Signs' on Youtube yet? It's all about your whitebread-ass girlfriend and those other dumb bitches she hangs out with!"

by KevinH112 August 18, 2009

White Puddin'

A continuation of the informal phrase, "Your mom" or "Yo mama". Used to retort when insulted by a white foo'.

A highly offensive, derogatory term that can be likened to white trash or trailer trash.

Person 1: Yo mama!
Person 2: Yo, shut your face, you stupid cracka! Yo mama's White Puddin'!

by Kimbodia December 13, 2008

[white tailed deer]

young men who are preyed upon by older women.

a cougar, older woman tries to get with a white tailed deer.. cougars hunt white tailed deer.. or a guy hunted by older women

by B-Diddy83 February 18, 2009

White Flag Pitching

Pitching that is so foreseeable and horrible, it's considered a surrender before the game even starts.

Considering the matchups in Toronto, I'll be happy as hell just take one of those games. One game is against Halladay, the other we have the white flag pitching.

Does Brian Cashman really think White Flag Pitching is an effective strategy to get the Yankees to the post season?

by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

White knot

a piece of white ribbon tied in a knot to represent the support for marriage equality ie. the rights for same-sex marriage. worn by supporters and members of the "queer" community, it is a protest against the denial of human rights.

i wear a white knot to spread acknowledgement of same sex marriage

by zigglecraziness June 26, 2010