Cold War

Ignoring someone because they piss you off; refusing to acknowledge another person; being quiet as a way to not show your anger or say anything you'll regret later

Rebekkah was really anxious and driving me insane with her questions and comments so I totally had to cold war her.

by Team Mungeonate June 25, 2009

mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2008

Civil War

Best, shortest definitions possible:
1.) A war between two factions of the same country or nation-state.
2.) The greatest conflict in American history lasting from Spring of 1861 to Summer of 1865.

The Civil War is the defining epic in America's history.

by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004

World War III

Good times...At least a good time to be someplace else.

Let's nuke everybody!

by Juden June 1, 2004

Penis War

A contest of wills fought by two men slapping their dicks against one another until one man becomes erect, at which point he loses, because he is gay (no offense.)

Often accompanied by the chant, "1-2-3-4! Let's have a penis war!"

Tom: "Did you hear? Ryan and Raul are going to have a penis war."

Brent: "I'm pretty sure that means they're BOTH gay."

Tom: "Oh."

by Japhasca July 26, 2011

Thumb War

On urbandictionary, a thumb war consists giving your own definition a thumbs up and giving a rival's definition a thumbs down on a daily basis while said rival does the same for himself. A thumb war is won when one of the contenders forgets to vote and/or gets a life.

I hope the addition of this definition doesn't provoke a thumb war.

by y=mx+b January 23, 2009

Flame War

A Flame War is just exactly what you think it is.. kind of. Flame Wars usually appear on internet Threads. A Flame War mostly consists on 2 people both being angry at each other to the point racial slurs, threats, or any other type of offensive things are involved. Flame Wars will most likely end in some one giving up or some one getting banned from the website.

A normal flame war:

xXswagboy91Xx: lol ur mom is fat
mlgqu1cksc0per227: nah urs is

3 and-a-half minutes later

xXswagboy91Xx: UR A FUKING PIECE OF WHITE TRASH BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!
mlgqu1cksc0per227: fuck you nigger. go eat some kfc and watermelon bitch. kill yourself.

by Teknetium December 27, 2014