Walking Taco

Zion on a tuesday

"Hey do you know what a walking Taco is?" "Yeah, Its Zion on a tuesaday

by Real Fax August 5, 2020

Walking Taco

Put the females right leg over your left shoulder and the left over the right... then stand up and eat her out while walking around.

We barely made it into her house before I was blindly walking taco around her place trying to find her bedroom

by TheToJo March 18, 2020

Wasting food

A polite way to say that one is in the process of relinquishing food from a recently consumed meal.

Person #1 (through bathroom door): What are you doing in there?
Person #2: I'm wasting food, leave me alone.
Person #3: Respect.

by McHarv July 28, 2005

WalTigo

When one has spent too much, usually forced, time in WalMart or some other chain, low-priced store so that it becomes impossible to tell which way is up, down, check-out, or otherwise.

"Dude, I was school shopping yesterday and I got an extreme case of WalTigo. They had to carry me out on a stretcher."

by icexcubexbuhr January 1, 2009

WalkingTurd

When u take a dump, crap, turd.... u know. And it starts to move and u say, "What the Hell?" and then it attacks u

Alex: "Damn man, I found a walkingturd in my toilet yesterday"
Jim: "Wow"

by Awesomedude32 February 16, 2009

Walking a sleazy

When someone fly is open, they are walking a sleazy

dude seriously you gotta fix yourself.
-wait what?
dude im tellin ya, your walking a sleazy
-oh snap! thanks for the heads up dude, that coulda ended bad

by CRIPPLEhank May 26, 2009

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009