ur mom gay

Literlly the truest thing ever 🙄💅💅

John:ur mom gay
Bob: ok but thats true ت︎

ur mom gay 😫☝️

by ImaweirdoXD August 22, 2021

ur ancestors incestors

The term only used by Kings of the afterlife

Joel:uR mom gay lol
Jon:no u
Joel:no u
Jon:ur ancestors incestors
Joel:Disinegrates and is granted the ability to never die but feel pain and is thrown inside a valcano by Satan himself while Jon is being crowned the new king of hell*

by JONBIGNXGGA April 12, 2018

ur sisters a mister

An insult that you can use instead of ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian.

Bob: Hey Steve ur mom gay
Steve: Oh yeah? Well ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur sisters a mister
Steve: *all brain cells explode and Steve fucking dies*

by Franklin521 May 28, 2018

ur moms cooch

when a place is very barren and lifeless

*enters a desert*

bruh it’s like ur moms cooch in here

by ur moms cooch February 12, 2020

DOIN UR MUM

IM FUCKING UR MUM RN RLY HARD

me: IM DOIN UR MUM
you: Wow ur an alpha male

by DOIN UR MUM May 31, 2021

Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

ur auntie a thotty

The most severe insult ever, it will kill you, even if not directly said to you. So stay away from any 8 year old kid who plays roblox.

Mom: Husband, go to wor-
Dad: No u
Mom: *severely damaged but manages to whisper* ur auntie a thotty
Dad: Omg *dies and is torn through a loop-hole in space, ripping his body into micro cells, while his soul is ripped from his body ripped from time and existance

by GS MANTITS May 22, 2018