urban diction

excessive use of invented slang terms, usually sexual and intended to shock or offend, which exist almost exclusively on urbandictionary.com

I wish these kids would stop talking about alabama hot pockets and angry dragons. They're just overusing urban diction in an effort to sound funny.

by sweet_rolls August 25, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Sex

sex in the city

i walk into the city and WHATTTTTTTT
theres Urban Sex

by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018

Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.

Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.

by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018

Urban Joy

The joy of getting a word added to the Urban Dictionary.

Yay! I got the term "Urban Joy" added to Urban Dictionary! That's quite an urban joy!

by Shadowfox December 10, 2012

Urban Dictionary

1. A wondrous place of abundant knowledge. In the bible there was no tree of knowledge it was just the urban dictionary. You have most likely seen this place once or twice in your life, including right now.

2. The main source of all hipster vocabulary.

3. A place where people like me go to write definitions or look up strange words when they reach peak boredom. Helps with procrastination

Found: On the internet from most locations

(person 1) What does dictionary mean.
(person 2) Im not sure look it up in the urban dictionary.

by aManOfCopiousWisdom March 17, 2018