Ur mum innit 

just. ur mum. innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit

Ur mum innit by Janis Smith June 28, 2020

ur mom 

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________

Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.

ur mom by hm yes August 13, 2020

ur mom 

wowww ur mom do be fat tho

haha ur mom

ur mom by Lundennn September 10, 2020

Ur mom kid 

Mostly used against 9 year old children

9yr old:whatcha doin

Man 1:ur mom kid

Ur mom kid by A crusaders September 11, 2020

ur gramp a tramp

The last of the mighty quartet, also including ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Saying these in conjunction has timeline-ending effects, though the exact effects are not recorded.

Person 1: lol ur gay
Person 2: ur mom gay
Person 1: D:
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: wait no
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: you don't know what you're doing
Person 2: and ur gramp a tramp
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ur gramp a tramp by LudwigVonPhoenix September 13, 2020

Ur mom 

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

Ur mom by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020

Ur mum gay lol

Daddy

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol

Ur mum gay lol by Yeeeturmumgaylol October 1, 2020