A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.
by Johnny Do-Good October 28, 2013
Get the backdoor turtlemug. by M1. Potato May 28, 2016
Get the Cum Turtlemug. When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.
by Bomb2dashell August 1, 2020
Get the Turtle nestingmug. “Hey Veronica, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. You’re the smartest, kindest, most beautiful person I’ve ever met, and I know we’ve only been on a few dates, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”
by finnsatch February 16, 2023
Get the Turtle Shitmug. A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.
It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.
Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.
It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.
Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.
by VCSsunflower June 19, 2022
Get the flying turtlemug. In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.
An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.
An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.
by turtle_zero September 25, 2020
Get the bottom turtlemug. When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
Get the Turtle Weddingmug.