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backdoor turtle

A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.
Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.
by Johnny Do-Good October 28, 2013
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Cum Turtle

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.
"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"
by M1. Potato May 28, 2016
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Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.
After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.
by Bomb2dashell August 1, 2020
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Turtle Shit

The fucking coolest shit ever. Like bro. Don’t even.
“Hey Veronica, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. You’re the smartest, kindest, most beautiful person I’ve ever met, and I know we’ve only been on a few dates, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”
by finnsatch February 16, 2023
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flying turtle

A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.

It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.

Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.
Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.
by VCSsunflower June 19, 2022
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bottom turtle

In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.

An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.
To break the loop of infinite regress we need to establish the bottom turtle.
by turtle_zero September 25, 2020
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Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
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