turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.

“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”

by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021

Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.

Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..

by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021

duck turtle duck

The shapes your hand needs to make when fisting. Enter with duck 🤏🏼 Pound with Turtle 🤛🏼 Exit with duck 🤏🏼

She was tight so I used the duck turtle duck technique to fist her.

by Not-Nikki November 5, 2021

Tennessee turtle turd clamper

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp

Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off

by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021

Turtle Pope

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.

I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022