tree kicker

an antienvironmentalist. someone who will not rest till all the trees in the world are cut down and all the animal extenct.

Don't you just hate those tree kickers?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

Tree Dolphin

A mysterious creature that lives in trees.It feeds off the facial hair of humans.No one has ever seen a Tree Dolphin.They are most closely rumored to live in the Redwood Forest

I was just attacked by a Tree Dolphin

by H.B. Jones November 18, 2011

Tree

A tall dark-skinned guy.

Black girl 1: Dayuumm he look like a tree.
Black girl 2: Right girl, I wonder if his dick tall too.
Tree: Trick please.

by CoolGal1 October 14, 2011

Trumpet Tree

The Trumpet Tree is found primarily in South American countries such as Panama. It grows naturally and almost everywhere in those areas. The name comes from the leaves: They grow outwards, forming a shape like the bell of a trumpet. For years, they have used certain ingreediants from the leaves for asthma medications. It is also a very popular plant for the sloths to eat in these countries. When the leaves are dried and smoked, the effect has been decribed as similar to marijuana. The natives of Panama describe it as a euphoric and relaxed feeling, that resembles marijuana and a minute of alcohol at the same time. Although it seems fine to be using, the leaves are high in toxins and it is very easy to overdose. Some Canadians have died due to use of the leaves...

"Some of those kids from B.C. ingested that Trumpet Tree from Panama and overdosed!"

"Come and smoke some dried trumpet leaves with me!"

"DUDE!"

by Colimon December 29, 2007

alabama tree ornament

A racial slur for a black person. Gets its name because in the 1800s and early 1900s black people were often lynched and hung.

Back home we would call Lamar an Alabama tree ornament.

by Labrown James May 10, 2017

Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.

I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.

by An old man in a secret dungeon April 3, 2011

your family tree lgbt

the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.

frank: you mom large gay
bob: your family tree lgbt
frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.

by sensei danku May 17, 2018