Trackside tragedy

A term for track and field runners, implying they are overly dramatic, weak, and lack the competitiveness of real athletes, embodying a sense of failure and insignificance in the sports world

"After watching the race, I couldn't help but think of him as a trackside tragedy, all show and no substance"

by Johnthegrassfairy325762365 October 15, 2024

Stop trading & Believe in something

a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.

To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.

doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.

in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.

remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.

examples:

Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.

Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.

by WZRD.F November 25, 2024

Neo traditional

Neo traditional is a type of new marriage dynamic. Rather than the 50/50 split in egalitarian marriages, neo traditional uses a 60/40 split. The husband is the primary earner, the wife is the secondary earner. Chores are split mostly evenly, and the children are put into daycare or looked after at home (usually by the woman).

The husband is typically responsible for the main bills and expenses, while the wife has supplemental income for helping purchase extra things.

I will do a neo traditional dynamic in the future.

by lastsnif January 10, 2025

Greek Tragedy

Explosive diarrhea while having anal sex

That date was a Greek Tragedy. I was pounding her in the brown-eye and she shit all over me, the bed, the dog…

by Kodiak0794 January 31, 2026

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

Fag trag

A tragic fag

“Like he’s actually such a fag trag”

by Hellofromtheotherside345 July 22, 2025

Shit tragedy

When a bunch of evil individuals destroy a country or a place, and continue living at the end.

In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025