Thomas voster

God tier child, has a huge magnum dong and pulls mad bitches. Is extremely talented in literally everything, make everyone else look dumb, and is literally just flat out goated, as sexy as can be he manages to pull the best looking girls and boys

That man Thomas the voster, he pulls all the boys

Thomas voster-a man who pulls bitches

by Tvo February 14, 2021

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Thomas gibson

Dilf.

You're dad is Thomas Gibson? He's a dilf.

by emthenarwhal1 April 21, 2021

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Thomas-Gladiator

Someone who runs away from his parental responsibilities. He also has a ton of dingle berries. When you go down on him and you're upside down laying on the bed, be careful not to look up that booty hole, there are tons of toilet paper strips hanging like flags out his bum hole.

Beware the Thomas-Gladiator. He'll try to fool you, but know that underneath those 15 year old true religion flared jeans there is a forest of dingle berries. Ps: don't count on him for any child support.

by ProsperaProserpina84 May 11, 2021

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Thomas Dunn

One small man with a big dream. His hopes, though may look small to an outsider seem really big for a Thomas Dunn. A Thomas Dunn usually has a Mullet and likes to where sunglasses, unfortunate the mullet makes him look like a girl and the glasses have no style, But his friends don't think this maters as he is kind and funny with a good sense on food.

P.S. Girls really don't dig a Thomas Dunn, as gardening is not a UPS, ultra pulling point

Woman 1: Oh, look i wonder who she is.
Woman 2: I don't know, but she has lovely hair, But the sunglasses have no style.
Woman 1: Wait, that's no girl!
Woman 2: Are you sure?
Woman 1: Yes, its a Thomas Dunn!

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 19, 2021

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