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U-Tampon

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!
by anonymous December 4, 2022
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Argumentus temporarum

Someone who causes arguments with people for no reason then runs away to find another to start without finishing the other one so it ends automatically
Stop coming here to yell at us you argumentus temporarum
by Uno_Bruno December 4, 2022
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fine tomboy

A fine tomboy is a woman who is athletic and active and still likes to dress to slay. Sporty by day, sexy by night.
That woman could run a six minute mile and change out into four-inch heels after a race! She’s a fine tomboy.
by Firemama February 28, 2023
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Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.
Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023
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Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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