pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!

what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

40 oz toilet

A 40oz bottle of beer that's used to urinate in.

He took a piss in that 40 oz toilet and his girlfriend drink out of it thinking it was beer.

by PEA DRINKER April 14, 2010

toilet twinkie

One of the many synonyms for feces.

Fearing that it was too large to flush, Hector left the toilet twinkie floating.

by Greedo June 27, 2004

toilet turd

When someone goes to the bathroom and *cough* leaves a turd in the toilet with out flushing causing the room to start to smell.

Person #1: Aw man whats that smell.
Person #2: Toilet turd, someone forgot to flush

by Spaz-tastic December 6, 2003

toilet massacre

when one ejects a metric fuckton on into a toilet without aiming (or with the toilet cover down), and leaves behind what looks like a war zone of poop on and around the seat.

What the fuck Megan, didn't you lift the seat up?! It's a goddamn toilet massacre in there!!

by joejoejoejoeyyyyy October 28, 2008

toilet paper mummy

When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.

"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"

by Huehuehue321 June 18, 2017

Toilet

A lovely view of the backside of a woman

Friend 1: O man! Look at her butt, it is so big.

Friend 2: I'd let her smother me with that toilet

by Tankapotamus July 7, 2010